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Not all adventure occurs when you are young. Retirement also can be an adventure — a little scary perhaps but wonderful, both anxiety-provoking and exciting. I have begun the adventure of making my “gay golden years” glitter. There is not much support out there for gays in their senior years (mature years? prime time? Oh, please! Who are we kidding? Old! I can deal with it, so would everyone please stop trying to come up with a non-offensive word for me! The word “senior” works just fine. Just like a senior in high school, I am a senior in LIFE school.) I am still here! I am retiring! I am celebrating! Every Friday...I’m gonna send Annie a column to share with readers. Enjoy. Please feel free to interact.

Lair Davis
August 27, 2004

Blind on the Bus

Today’s adventure was taking the public bus from my town of Heredia to the capital city of San Jose to pick up some mail that they were holding for me at the Association of Residents of Costa Rica, the expat organization.
 
The bus filled up quickly and the aisles became crowded with people. Costa Ricans have less limits on personal space than do United Statesians. They are a touchy, feely folk, who like to pat you while they talk to you and stand so close to you, even in line, that a Norteamericano can become uncomfortable — like, what is this guy’s intentions? Even on a bus that is almost empty, a Costa Rican, man or woman, is quite likely to seat themselves next to you rather than take a seat off by themselves.
 
At one stop, a blind man got on, and after a short while began to talk really loudly. I thought he was some sort of evangelist on a preaching tear, but pretty soon I noticed that almost everyone was glancing around at each other with shy smiles on their faces. Soon they were snickering. A few would laugh outloud as he continue to rant about something!
 
Then the blind man began to sing, what sounded like a hymn of some sort (or maybe not) because suddenly everybody on the bus was bursting out laughing and soon they were singing as well — not just one song, but when that one was finished, they all sang another. I was in the middle of some kind of spontaneous party, complete with the bus driver honking along in time to the singing!
 
When the song was done, everyone shook hands with each other, patted each other on the back and kissed each others’ cheeks, and the blind man made his way to the door, talking loudly (cracking jokes, I had finally figured out) and exited to applause.
 
Who was that masked man, and what was he doing on a bus in Costa Rica?



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