Wanna spank the President?
Who would want this man for our President?
Beginning today… Feminist auction items to help get out her vote!
Election protests begin. Bush bulges.
Kerry wins three of three debates designed and orchestrated by the GOPs.
Endorsements from papers. Polls
The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of GW.
In daily use it was shown that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
After a month’s testing, a special presidential commission made the following findings:
1) The stamp was in perfect order.
2) There was nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People were spitting on the wrong side.
Two weeks to go!
Fine print reads:
*Vote not guaranteed to count
